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The Titles of the Songs on This Album Are Complete Sentences.

by Mayhem Lettuce

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Rokon You promised one thing and delivered on it. Favorite track: Your Fantasies Can Never Be Quenched.
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Let's go for a ride. Let's drive blind. Leave them all behind. It's the perfect time. Let's go for a ride.
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Girl, you know I want you You know I need you But you won't even look at me And I don't even understand why It doesn't make sense that we're not kissing Cuz whenever I'm awake It's all I'm thinking Of course I know that you're not into it But oh my God aren't I entitled to? It doesn't make sense that we're not making out And all your nice words were just a fake out It doesn't make sense that we're not married And all my hopes are dead and buried in the ground! Oh no! Oh girl! You gotta tell me, girl! You gotta tell me! Am I so toxic that I don't get it? Is that why no one ever swipes right for me? Am I so ugly that you don't dig it? Or am I so boring that you won't notice me? It doesn't make sense that you don't love me When I'm so awesome and humble and funny And it doesn't make sense that I'm here crushing When for you to notice me is all I'm wishing I was dead!
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When will you learn? When will you learn that your actions have consequences? You frickin' fricks! When will you learn? When will you learn that your actions have consequences? You frickin' fricks! You can never be quenched! Your fantasies can never be quenched! Never be quenched, can they? You frickin' fricks! This is a nightmare!!! When will you learn? When will you learn that your actions have consequences? You frickin' fricks!
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Complete Sentences is Mayhem Lettuce's most introspective, soul-searching, deeply confessional album yet. It's an album of self-discovery, coming to terms with one's past, and celebrating one's nerdy obsessions with psychedelic music, Star Wars, and astronomy. It's about escaping toxic relationships, stumbling into healthy ones and navigating adulthood.

It's got pastiches of Ride, Leonard Cohen, and the Violent Femmes! It's got a song that quotes both Dune and Star Trek! It's got a song about that kid on YouTube who freaked out about Sonic the Hedgehog! Complete Sentences has something for everybody!

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released May 20, 2022

The Titles of the Songs on This Album Are Complete Sentences.

All songs written and performed by Mayhem Lettuce.

Mayhem Lettuce is Grahm Eberhardt and Wade Saathoff.
They have been joined on this recording by Triten McMueller and Vanessa McIntyre.
Grahm talks, whistles, sings and plays organ, keyboards, stylophone, wooden flute, bells and sometimes other stuff.
Wade plays guitars, bass guitars, keyboards, drums, programming, various traditional and folk acoustic instruments, handmade electrics and amplifiers.
Both of them do the handclaps on track 9.
Vanessa McIntyre plays piano on track 17.
Triten McMueller summons the ghosts in the first song and screams "123GO!" in the last song. Those two songs were recorded 10 years apart.

Cover art by Grahm Eberhardt, Willow Eberhardt, and Wade Saathoff.

Mixed and mastered at Elezar Studios in Portland, Oregon by WadeMS.

Copyright © 2022 Is It Good Music

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Mayhem Lettuce Port Byron, Illinois

Mayhem Lettuce was formed in Port Byron, IL in 1993 when two sad teenage boys decided to channel their angst into music.
That music sits at the crossroads of King Missile and Portishead with a dash of The Cure and a pinch of They Might Be Giants.

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