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The Totally Haunted EP

by Mayhem Lettuce

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1.
Embers 03:25
EMBERS There's a picture on my dashboard that's fading in the sun There's a picture in my mind as I'm fumbling with my gun There's a song on the radio I ain't heard in 20 years There's only one way I'll ever stop these tears The mind's eye can picture you clear as day The eye's mind remembers... But I want those memories far away! Like dying embers There's a twitch in my hand as I tighten my fingers There's a smile on my face as I pull the trigger There's a song on the radio I ain't heard in 20 years There's a hole in my head to let out the fears The mind's eye can picture you clear as day The eye's mind remembers... And I put those memories far away Like dying embers
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Sap 01:28
SAP I feel her breathing On my neck again So familiar the nightmares Bursting through the songs I keep in my head To keep out the nightmares Breathing on my neck again The blackness Reaching for me Cold Wet Shivering My screams absorbed by her hand over my mouth And her tongue in my ear And her words echoing in my hollow, hollow mind
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GHOUL’S GONNA GET YA Ghoul’s gonna hunt ya Ghoul’s gonna find ya Ghoul’s gonna get ya Ghoul’s gonna take ya Ghoul’s gonna get ya Whatcha gonna do when the ghouls come for you? You’ll probably die I mean, that’s what I’d do Ghoul’s gonna hunt ya Ghoul’s gonna find ya Ghoul’s gonna get ya Ghoul’s gonna take you away So far away Whatcha gonna do when the ghouls come for you? Whatcha gonna do when you’re underground with the ghouls? I mean besides die Cuz I feel like that’s a given You’re gonna die Horribly You know that, right? I mean… they’re ghouls
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SHE’S FILLED WITH SPIDERS I wish I’d known when I first spied her That she’s more deadly than any viper I used to love her; Now I can’t abide her Cuz she’s completely filled with spiders Listen to the demonic choir Announce the presence of the beautiful liar Who’s eaten more men than any tiger She’s completely filled with spiders They’re literally all up inside her She’s completely filled with spiders
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HAUNTED BY VALOR They say I was brave in the face of danger But if that’s true, why am I so scared? They say I fought with honor when I shot those strangers But if that’s true, then why can’t I bear The weight of this valor The ghosts of my yesterday This feeling that I’m not a good man at all The weight of my valor The price of my honor This notion that I have no right to stand tall For the good of my country, I did things and saw things That no decent person should ever so or see For the sake of my children, I battled the demons I was told were a threat to them and to me But those demons have followed me home from the war And they mock and they laugh at all I have lost My mind is unraveling, my marriage is ended My children are safe now but what was the cost? I spend so much time alone with my thoughts Struggling to find a way out I try to remember the good times I had And not dwell on the ghosts that haunt But my thoughts went wild, ran dark, turned into… But no, I can never tell A thought so wicked, so heinous, that surely It cemented my place in Hell And my demons, they follow and taunt and ensure That I can think of nothing else And no tears of remorse or acts of repentance Can ever be enough to remove this curse The stain of this valor The echoes of yesterday The certainty that I have sealed my fate The weight of my valor The loss of my mind The knowledge that prayer is too little, too late
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Creep Phone 00:33
For a good time, call 203-87-CREEP!

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The Totally Haunted EP contains six spooky songs to chill and thrill you! So turn down the lights, lock your doors, and groove to our sanity-shattering songs of ghosts, ghouls, spiders, and succubi.

Embers and Sap were originally written way back in 1996 at the dawn of Mayhem Lettuce. The others are brand new concoctions crafted just for you! If you find the music on this EP to be too haunted and would like to file a formal complaint, please call 203-87-CREEP and air your grievances.

Trigger Warning: Embers is a song that contains suicidal ideation and Haunted By Valor is a song that addresses post-traumatic stress disorder. If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Suicide Prevention Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. Call 800-273-8255 or visit suicidepreventionlifeline.org.

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released October 15, 2021

The Totally Haunted EP

All songs written and performed by Mayhem Lettuce (except Creep Phone which we swiped from an old horror hotline commercial from 1988).

Mayhem Lettuce is Grahm Eberhardt and Wade Saathoff.
They have been joined on this recording by Triten McMueller and Jack "Mustard Man" Elzear.

Grahm Eberhardt - vocals, keyboards, stylophone, kalimba, flute, programming
Wade Saathoff - acoustic guitar, electric guitar, bass guitar, drums and percussion, bells, programming, cream soda bottle, chickens, backing vocals on "She's Filled With Spiders"
Triten McMueller - ghosts and backing vocals on "Sap", trumpet on "Haunted By Valor"
Jack "Mustard Man" Elzear - spiders and backing vocals on "She's Filled With Spiders"

Recorded, mixed and mastered at Unmutual Studios In Port Byron, Illinois, Mum's Basement Studios in East Moline, Illinois, and Elezar Studios in Portland, Oregon by WadeMS.

Cover photograph by Willow Eberhardt. Interior photographs by Grahm Eberhardt, Willow Eberhardt and Wade Saathoff. Layout by Wade Saathoff.

Copyright © 2021 Is It Good Music

For a good time, call 203-87-CREEP!

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Mayhem Lettuce Port Byron, Illinois

Mayhem Lettuce was formed in Port Byron, IL in 1993 when two sad teenage boys decided to channel their angst into music.
That music sits at the crossroads of King Missile and Portishead with a dash of The Cure and a pinch of They Might Be Giants.

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