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In the early 90's, Grahm's heart was broken by two young ladies with the same name. Envisioning them as a two-headed monster, he voiced his frustrations in this comical song.

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She's a 2 headed creature! I sure wouldn't like to meet her!
She's a 2 headed creature! Be careful she don't eatcha!
She's a 2 headed creature! She's a double feature!

One head will kiss you The other head will kill you
One mouth will kiss you The other mouth will will eat you
One hand will hold you The other hand will throw you
One day she'll love you The other day she'll hate you

Worthy to be loved! Gemini!!
Worthy to be loved! Lords of Light!!

credits

from More Songs About Chaucer and Creeps, released May 24, 2021
Grahm Eberhardt - vocals, big jug of kitty litter
Wade Saathoff - 14 guitars, drums
Thundarr the Barbarian - backing vocals

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Mayhem Lettuce Port Byron, Illinois

Mayhem Lettuce was formed in Port Byron, IL in 1993 when two sad teenage boys decided to channel their angst into music.
That music sits at the crossroads of King Missile and Portishead with a dash of The Cure and a pinch of They Might Be Giants.

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